How was your weekend? Mine was amazing.
It might have been the best weekend of my entire life.
After work on Friday there was an office party, and I only went so I wouldn’t be rude to my coworkers. There was no liquor at the party, just snacks and soda, and it all seemed pretty dull. I’m glad I went, because there was a raffle, and I won a hundred bucks! After the party I went to the gas station and filled up my tank, then spent the rest of the $100 prize on beer and lottery tickets. One of the scratchers hit for 300 bucks! I took my winners and immediately drove to the cannabis dispensary, and could hardly believe my eyes when I found they were having a flash sale. This means it was not advertised, it was a four-hour long sale on all mid-shelf cannabis strains for BOGO. Every gram of cannabis I bought came with a free gram! I spent the entire three hundred bucks at the cannabis dispensary, and walked away with almost six hundred worth of products. Normally I don’t like to brag, but in this case I will make an exception. I got several grams worth of Blue Dream, Purple Haze, and a new cannabis sativa blend called Silver Shamrock. I also got three packages of different cannabis edibles, gummies in the flavors of lime, passionfruit, and watermelon. The BOGO sale did not extend to cannabis smoking implements, but I still took the opportunity to buy a new water bong, a new glass pipe, and a few packs of rolling papers.