Grandma hooks me up with medical cannabis

In my memories, my grandma will always be a bright and cheerful home-maker, a woman who loved taking care of her family above all else. The truth is that after my grandpa passed away, grandma became a very different person. She had no more children to look after, no husband to tend to, and no home of her own. She moved into a small condo near the beach and started having an active social life. Based on how much she went out at night, and how much medical cannabis she smoked, it felt like grandma was being a teenager again. I hope that didn’t sound judgmental at all, because I have been a long-time supporter of medical cannabis. I voted for it several times, until finally last year medical cannabis was finally made legal in this state. I don’t have a prescription for legal medical marijuana, so I keep buying it illegally like I always have. When recreational pot is legalized like medical cannabis has been then I will be a happy man. For now I am stoked for my grandma, because medical cannabis products have done her a world of good. I said she seems like a different person, but she is an awesome person! I swing by her place once or twice a week to smoke medical cannabis with her and talk about the old days. Grandma is also very generous with her medical cannabis, and often sends me home with a “doggy bag” of food and weed to get me through the week. I am so lucky to have her.

 

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The expired cannabis drinks were pretty good.

I have been trying to save money any way that I possibly can. Are you in the same boat as me? I didn’t lose my job, but the cost of inflation has been so big that my same paycheck just doesn’t go as far as it used to. I stopped paying for a gym membership, and recently canceled several different monthly apps I was using on my TV. Goodbye Netflix, Hulu, and HBO Max! I will miss them, but I had to start tightening my belt. One area that has been difficult to cut back on is medical cannabis, because I am a daily smoker. I don’t want to stop using medical cannabis, so I had to be more strategic with my budget instead. I am not ashamed to admit that I have become a big fan of the Sale Table at the medical cannabis dispensary. It is always a hodge-podge of items that have been discounted, so I never find the kind of medical cannabis that I want, but I always find a good deal. Last week I bought a six-pack of cannabis drinks that were one day past their expiration date. I asked one of the cannabis budtenders if it was still safe to drink, and he shrugged and said “try it and let me know.” Not exactly the most heartening thing to hear, but I was broke and the cannabis drinks were packed with THC. Long story short, I saved a ton of money that week, and the cannabis drinks were powerful enough to get me stoned every night.

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Smokeless medical cannabis

I’ve been a firefighter for many years, and been a pot smoker for a lot longer.

Before you jump to any conclusions, rest assured that I never got stoned while on duty.

In my district firefighters have four days on and three days off. While on duty I need to be ready to spring into action 24 hours a day, so I never drink booze or smoke pot. On my days off, I do what I please! A few months ago I was caught in a bad house fire, and got some lung damage. This has made it impossible for me to enjoy medical cannabis going forward, because inhaling any kind of smoke gives me a coughing fit. When I mentioned this to one of the cannabis budtenders, they asked me to schedule a sit-down meeting where they could explain all the smokeless options they had available. I love the service I get at this medical cannabis shop, because they treat marijuana as a tool to help people improve their lives. The next day I went back and sat down with a specialist who discussed several different medical cannabis products that involved no smoke or vapor. This specialist also gave me a sample pack so that I could test out a few different kinds of smokeless medical cannabis, to see which one worked best for me. I have never felt so embraced and valued by a business as I do now, because this medical cannabis shop showed me it cared about my health. So far I think the cannabis gummies are my favorites.

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Why won’t this state legalize cannabis?

I had the most wonderful dream the other night. In it I was going to the local pharmacy, which is just up the road from my house. In the dream the pharmacy was enormous, and the aisles went as far as my eye could see. The best part of all was that the pharmacy was totally stocked with hundreds of different kinds of medical cannabis. The aisles turned into hedge rows, each one a marijuana strain of a different exotic color and odor. I was devastated when I woke up and realized it was all just a dream. Around here medical cannabis is still not legal, despite all the science behind it and a change in public opinion. I don’t know anyone who personally opposes the use of medical marijuana, so I have no idea why the laws haven’t been changed yet. One of my friends makes the drive to the next state once every weekend, just to load up on medical cannabis products for himself and his family. Medical cannabis has been proven to offer many health benefits, but I suppose knowledge of those benefits is still not very common. I don’t think it’s too much to ask to have safe and legal access to a medical cannabis dispensary, especially now that they are open in so many other states. I like my house, I don’t want to move somewhere else just because they have legalized medical marijuana, but I will if I have to! Life is too short to suffer, and medical cannabis helps to reduce my suffering.

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I have a keen eye for quality cannabis

There is a new medical cannabis dispensary set to open next week.

  • I don’t know if I am more excited about shopping there, or applying for a job there! My dad always said I should find a john that catered to my interests.

Since my main interest was getting stoned and playing video games, I didn’t think there was a perfect job for me. But maybe once this place opens they will need a medical cannabis expert to work the front counter – and I’ll be the right person for the job. I might not have any experience growing or distributing medical cannabis, but I have been smoking it daily for the last 15 years. I play no favorites, and enjoy all kinds of medical cannabis, from indica and sativa through to vape pens and cannabis gummies. I know that getting a job at the medical cannabis shop won’t be an excuse to hang around and get stoned. I know that it is a serious job, and I need to be sober to do it… but I also know I will get an employee discount on medical cannabis. If I need to have a job and be in a store for 8 to 10 hours a day, at least it will smell nice in the medical cannabis shop. It will be pleasant to spend my days selling a product that I legitimately believe in, because I am a firm believer in the healing power of medical cannabis. If I can’t get a job at the medical cannabis shop, at least I can be a customer there.

 

 

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Medical cannabis is finally legal here

Medical cannabis has finally been legalized in my state, and I couldn’t be happier.

It sounds ridiculous to write it down like this, but for years I had to sneak around and break the law in order to get the medicine I needed.

This isn’t some far-off country or some point in the archaic past, this is America, right now. Isn’t it ridiculous that in one of the most advanced countries in the world, I still had to break the law to get medicine? Those days are behind us, because medical cannabis is now legal and I don’t have to feel like a criminal anymore. The reason it took so long was a lack of cannabis education in this country. The government intentionally hid all the science that showed the benefits of medical cannabis, even as they ignored the dangers of tobacco. When enough people started to do their own research, then cannabis education started to spread in this country. People learned how medical cannabis could help people. It’s also a safe and fun way to have fun, because as much as I want medical cannabis to help people I also want to get stoned! Since we are allowed to get drunk from legal alcohol, why can’t we get stoned from legal medical marijuana? Now the law has finally been changed, and I hear that the President is going to dismiss all federal charges against people for medical cannabis possession. It’s not much, but it’s a start. Soon both recreational and medical cannabis use will be 100% legal all across the country.

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Value shopping for medical cannabis

Why does the price of everything keep going up, and yet my paycheck stays the same size? A couple of years ago I thought I had a good job with good pay.

  • After two solid years of constant inflation, my paycheck seems quite anemic now.

This company does not do an annual “cost of living” raise, but the cost of living is going through the roof! I need to get a different job, or a second job, just to make ends meet. I have cut back on my spending in many ways, but one place I find it hard to save money is on medical cannabis. Much like I used to be loyal to a particular brand of cigarettes, now I’m loyal to certain strains of medical cannabis. This is a habit I had to break myself of. As much as I hated to become a value-shopper, I needed to save money on my monthly medical cannabis spending. I started to peruse the websites for every medical cannabis dispensary within driving distance, to see if they had any special deals. Sometimes a new strain of medical cannabis is being promoted, and is offered at a discount. Other times there are older cannabis products that aren’t selling well, so they are discounted to help get rid of them. I bought some cannabis gummies that allegedly expired 6 months ago, and they got me really baked. I hope to get a raise and go back to smoking my favorite medical cannabis strains, but in the meantime I will do whatever I have to.

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Medical cannabis really helped me when I was down

This sets the table for a long yoga session, after which I usually smoke a lot more medical cannabis to unwind! If it sounds prefer I am stoned all the time – that’s correct, I basically am! But our life is so much better with medical cannabis in it

Medical cannabis changed our life in all the finest ways. Three years ago I was a lump, not just physically however emotionally as well. I was reeling from being chated on, betrayed, and finally dumped by our fiance, and then the whole COVID pandemic didn’t help much. I felt as if I was sinking into a deep hole that was slowly consuming me. I put on a lot of weight, I stopped being social altogether … prefer I said, I was just a lump. By opportunity I discovered a local group that combined yoga, meditation, and medical cannabis into a holistic life system, and I decided to take this opportunity to check it out. Many people think that medical marijuana makes you slow and lazy, however for me it was very much the opposite. When I was at our laziest was while drinking alcohol, and switching over to using medical cannabis gave me greater focus and more energy. The combination of using medical cannabis and yoga has a synergistic effect, where both things enhance each other. Using Medical cannabis helps me to block out unnecessary thoughts and open our mind, even as it relaxes our whole body. This sets the table for a long yoga session, after which I usually smoke a lot more medical cannabis to unwind! If it sounds prefer I am stoned all the time – that’s correct, I basically am! But our life is so much better with medical cannabis in it. I am healthier, far more active, and much more social now that I found medical cannabis. I do not miss resting on the sofa getting drunk, this lifestyle is much more satisfying.

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Using her medical cannabis account

My next door neighbor is a feisty old dame named Jen. Jen smokes more pot than anyone I have ever known, and that’s saying a lot because I have spent time getting stoned with some heavy hitters! I never see Jen separate from having a joint in her hand, or dangling from the corner of her mouth. Jen spends a lot of time on the back porch, watching the clouds in the sky and the setting sun over the distant foothills. Jen and I got to be friends because of medical cannabis. Jen has ample quantities of it, and loves smoking joints most of all, however her arthritis gets in the way. Occasionally I will lay with Jen for a couple of hours with a large plate full of medical cannabis and roll joints for her the whole time. It’s not 100% selfless on our part, because Jen is genuinely generous with her medical cannabis, and hooks me up for our efforts. Jen has a lot of disposable income, and an open account at the cannabis dispensary. That means the local cannabis dispensary has her delivery and payment information saved, so all Jen has to do is make a phone call, and they handle the rest. I hope our retirement years are this convenient! Jen has put me as a designated recipient on her cannabis dispensary account, which is a new way of saying I can make orders, as well, and don’t worry, I would never take fortune of Jen, she just wants me to be able to call in medical cannabis orders for her, when she is feeling sick.

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Medical cannabis in moderation

Part of the experience of college life is going to class, taking tests, and figuring out what you want to do with your life.

Another key section of the university experience is getting drunk and stoned and partying your ass off.

Seriously, this is so important for university life, because If you don’t go a little crazy at the university, when can you do it? When I was at the university, I barely passed most of our classes. I got so involved with the party scene I forgot about getting an education! Being wasted on booze and medical cannabis was something I did every single morning. I am stoked to say that I finally l received our lesson, and but I still actively use medical cannabis. Now I do so with much more moderation. My problem was that I felt odd whenever I wasn’t high, so I would spend all morning, every morning, smoking medical cannabis. My therapist showed me that I shouldn’t be afraid to be sober, and to listen to our own thoughts. Like I said, I still enjoy medical cannabis every morning, however a lot less than I used to… Usually I will wait until close to the end of the morning, when I am ready to relax, before I take out the bong and the medical marijuana. I have also greatly reduced the alcohol I drink, and unlike medical cannabis I assume that life is better separate from it. Medical cannabis has several great health benefits, however alcohol does not. A few glasses of wine once in a while is all I consume these mornings, however medical cannabis is still an everyday occurrence.

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