Whenever Dan was adamantly against something, she would say she would not suppose it until she saw pigs flying.
When the state talked about legalizing medical marijuana, she said she would suppose it until she saw pigs flying, earlier last year, Dan was having many issues that came with rheumatoid arthritis.
The doc told Dan medical marijuana may help with the pain plus the stiffness. Dan told him she would use medical marijuana when pigs fly, last month, I stood outside looking up at the sky. Dan came out plus asked if I found anything interesting in the clouds. I told her I was watching for flying pigs; First, Dan looked at me plus then she frowned. Dan told me I was a wiseguy plus I could take myself into the house. She was going to use her medical marijuana, so I didn’t need to be outside making fun of her. Dan’s pain had become so wicked that it was all she could do to walk. Her hands plus feet were deformed, plus the medical marijuana was the only thing that kept her moving. I had to laugh the day Dan told me she was getting her medical marijuana ID card. I said particularly little, but I chuckled plus then stopped myself. I couldn’t resist teasing Dan about flying pigs when she came to the household from the dispensary with her 1st purchase of medical marijuana. I don’t know if it was the topical creams or the oral medical marijuana, but within 1 week, Dan was in less pain, with or without pigs flying.