When I met my current wife, I was 45 years old and she was 50.
My wife’s youngest son was still living in the house.
He was 20 years old at the time. I wanted to make a good first impression on her son, so I tried to find out what kind of things were interesting to the guy. My wife mentioned that her son likes to play golf. The first time that I saw the kid, I suggested we go play golf the next day. Jack was very excited about the idea, especially when he found out that I got us a tee time at one of the most luxurious and fancy clubs in the city. We had a 7:30 a.m. tea time, which was absolutely perfect. My wife made us a good breakfast that day and then Jack and I went to a recreational marijuana shop before we hit the golf course. I assumed that Jack was a recreational marijuana smoker, because the kid’s bedroom smells like a pot factory. I thought the two of us could smoke a joint and get to know each other. The two of us went into the dispensary together. Jack bought a couple of things and so did I. One of the things that I purchased was an infused marijuana joint. Jack and I decided to smoke the grape flavored infused marijuana joint before we started our round of golf. By the time we got to the fourth hole, I needed a drink. My mouth was parched and I had terrible cottonmouth from smoking.