I went on a cruise last month.
It wasn’t anything huge, just a week trip back-and-forth over to an island. I had a real blast, and was partying pretty hard even before we left the port. My friends and I weren’t holding weed initially, so we were hitting the booze pretty hard to compensate. Our plan was to track down some local stuff in the islands, to try and get typical island ganja. Once we landed and started walking around, it took us about an hour to find someone with cannabis to sell. It looked wonderful, smelled even cleaner, and the person who sold it claimed it was freshly grown from his own marijuana crop. The insane area was that we paid him, and he handed us the entire bin of cannabis. It must have been half a pound of this amazingly tasty marijuana, for the price of what I pay for more than 2 ounces at home! There was a problem, of course — we actually smuggled the cannabis onto the ship, but knew we would actually be searched on the way off. That meant time was not on our side and we had to power smoke as much marijuana as we could before it was time to get off. Someone said the plan was to put the cannabis in a balloon and swallow, but I pointed out how the balloon would exit the body, and said no. We ended up rolling a couple of dozen marijuana blunts and running around the decks just handing them out — no use in having quality cannabis go to waste!