I was faced with a bit of a conundrum last week, as I prepared to leave for vacation.
I was driving down to spend 4 days with my parents in their new beachside condo.
I love going to the beach, and also I hadn’t visited my folks since they moved down south last year. My problem was that I got high every single day, and my parents would never allow that in their home. They didn’t allow any kind of smoking, nor any alcohol stronger than white wine. I knew that spending so much time with them, with no access to cannabis, would not be a fun time. My response was to grind up half an ounce of OG Kush and use it to make a super-potent batch of pot brownies. I portioned out all of the pot brownies, in the exact same size of squares, before individually wrapping them all in foil. I could pace myself, eating one pot brownie at a time, and maintain a killer groove for vacation. The next morning I woke up to have an early breakfast with my folks, and realized that someone had gotten into my pot brownies! It turns out my mom and dad both had a midnight snack, and had stumbled across my stash of pot brownies. Thankfully they only ate one apiece, because there was a lot of OG Kush in each of them, and they didn’t have my tolerance for THC. I don’t think they ever realized they had consumed cannabis, but they giggled a lot for a few hours before taking long afternoon naps.