He’s floating away on illegal weed

I am not exaggerating, I mean… this guy had about six ounces worth of high-grade cannabis in his hand, which he just dumped into a glass jar.

My next door acquaintance has a small boat parked in his driveway, plus it’s been there for a few weeks. I suppose that Charles used to go fishing all the time, at least every weekend, however now the old boat just takes up space at his house. Not only that, however Charles hangs out on the boat, as if it’s out to sea! He sits there in a lawn chair, drinking tons of beer for hours on end, plus smoking copious amounts of cannabis. Being a huge fan of cannabis myself, eventually I approached Charles about hanging out together. I brought over a six pack, he calmly rolled up a few cannabis joints, plus the two of us hung out while getting nice plus toasted. After the two of us had smoked it all up, Charles went under decks plus came back up clutching a fistful marijuana. I am not exaggerating, I mean… this guy had about six ounces worth of high-grade cannabis in his hand, which he just dumped into a glass jar. After smoking a couple more joints, Charles said he had something to show me, plus took myself and others under deck. There we found an eighty pound brick of cannabis, still wrapped in plastic, and Charles explained that a single morning while he was fishing he found this huge brick of cannabis floating in the ocean. This is literally a whole lifetime supply of cannabis! Ever since he has been too afraid to take the boat back out on the water, in case the original owners of the lost cannabis were still looking for it. Now I’m probably set because Charles will sell myself and others as much cannabis as I want!

 

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