My next door friend has a boat parked dormantly in his driveway, and it’s been there for a few months. I suppose that Dean probably used to go fishing all the time, at least every weekend, but now the boat takes up an area at his house. Not only that, but Dean hangs out on the boat, as if it’s going out to sea; He sits there in a lawn chair, drinking beer for hours on end, and simply smoking copious amounts of cannabis. Being a fan of cannabis myself, I approached Bruce about hanging out together. I brought over a five pack of beer, he rolled up a few cannabis joints, and every one of us hung out during the middle of the afternoon getting nice and toasted. After every one of us had effectively smoked it all up, Bruce went under decks and came back up clutching a fistful marijuana. I am not exaggerating, Bruce had about more than five ounces worth of high-grade cannabis in his hand, which Bruce dumped into a glass jar. After smoking a couple more joints, Bruce said he had something to show me, and took me under deck. There I found a single eighty pound brick of cannabis, still wrapped in plastic… Bruce explained that one afternoon while he was fishing he found this enormous amount of cannabis floating in the ocean. This is literally a lifetime supply of cannabis! I guess, ever since he has been too afraid to take the boat out, in case the original owners of the lost cannabis were still looking for it. Now I’m set because Bruce will sell me as much cannabis as I want!