When it was time to buy a brand new house, and uniquely selected an area that did not have an HOA.
- An HOA, or Home Owners Association, if you don’t know, is a legitimately horrible concept that has spread faster than wildfire across the country.
Basically it means there is a group of people put in charge of the neighborhood who are allowed to enforce. Why would anyone on earth want their neighbors to tell them how they can manage their own home? My whole neighborhood is a little wild, I guess, but I love it that way. I keep my old boat located in the front yard, as a venue to hang out, drink beer, and smoke cannabis. Years ago, once upon a time I planned on fixing up the hull of this boat, but now I just mostly use it as a venue to stash my cannabis supply. I constantly keep pounds of marijuana on hand, so the boat is a fantastic way to keep it technically out of the house where my dogs can’t mess with it. I also sell a little bit of this extra cannabis from time to time, as a way to make ends meet. In any other neighborhood on earth, I would get harassed for having a large boat in my front yard, but I don’t have to worry about that. All of my neighbors buy cannabis from me, so no one is going to mouse me out to the cops around here, either. This area of the country is behind the times when it comes to all forms of legal cannabis, so I fill that void and give the community what it needs.